![]() ![]() Nestor: Can we please go back to Barnes & Noble? Lauren: NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!! IF YOU AREN'T THROWING A HUGE TANTRUM OVER A MOTHERFUCKING ALPHABET BOOK, NONE OF IT WOULD HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!! Nestor: If I would have got "Chika Chika Boom Boom" in the first place, none of this would have happened! Lauren: I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKED OPINIONS!!!!!!!! I KNOW THAT THIS REDIRECT ABOUT GETTING AGE APPROPRIATE BOOKS ARE AGGRAVATING AND UPSETTING FOR YOU, BUT THAT IS NO EXCUSE FOR THE WAY YOU BEHAVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nestor: But mom, all I wanted was "Chika Chika Boom Boom" and liking this magazine is just my opinion! Lauren: WE ARE GOING STRAIGHT HOME AND NOW YOU GET NOTHING, YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (When they got back into the car & goes straight home.) STOP WITH THE BITCHING CRYING, NESTOR, THIS WAS TOTALLY YOUR OWN FAULT!!!!!!!!!! Nestor: (He is crying, until he is having a temper tantrum while leaving Barnes & Noble.) NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lauren: (She is carrying Nestor & leaves Barnes & Noble.) THAT DOES IT!!!!!!!! Nestor: YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK AGE APPROPRIATE BOOKS!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET ME HAVE "CHIKA CHIKA BOOM BOOM", LET’S GO ACROSS THE STREET TO BUY SOME DRUGS, BECAUSE WE SHOULD BE SAVING IT & YOU ARE GOING TO FUCK BARNES & NOBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (He throws the alphabet book down to the floor, until he demolished Barnes & Noble with some rocks.) Lauren: Nestor, either find an age appropriate book, or leave the store without getting anything!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT I AM NOT LETTING YOU GET "CHIKA CHIKA BOOM BOOM"!!!!!!!!!!! Lauren: NESTOR, STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!! THIS BOOK I HAVE IS AGE APPROPRIATE FOR YOU, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET "THE WITCHES" IF YOU DON'T WANT TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN CHOOSE A DIFFERENT BOOK. Lauren: NESTOR, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEARNING TO BE AGE APPROPRIATE AND ACTING YOUR AGE ARE VERY IMPORTANT THINGS, SO PUT THAT BOOK BACK WHERE YOU GOT IT FROM!!!!!!!!!!!! (She picked up a book that is age appropriate.) You can get "The Witches" by Roald Dahl, you are old enough to read it. Lauren: Too bad, you are too old for alphabet books! You are 13 years old and you need to start finding age appropriate books! Let me find you something different. Lauren: That is not a true and it is not a joke! Nestor: This must be some kind of joke! These books are actually for everyone, not just for young kids! Lauren: Because that's not an age appropriate book, that book is only for young kids! Lauren: Are you kidding me, Nestor? "Chika Chika Boom Boom"? You are not getting this book! ![]() Nestor: (When got into Barnes & Noble, he picked the book that he's holding.) I want this book, mom. (When they got in the car & she drives to Barnes & Noble.) But the books you choose need to be age appropriate. Nestor: Mom, can we please go to Barnes & Noble? To request changes to this page, use the comments section or the talk page. This page has been protected to prevent vandalism, spam, or other reasons. We have had enough of you vandalizing/spamming this page! ![]()
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